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Originally posted by: RoadTrip
Wonder if I could establish dual residency between Berkeley & Noiva do Cordeiro.......
So, you’re tempted by the loose women in Noiva do Cordeiro and the free marijuana in Berkeley, huh? Well, be careful what you wish for.
First of all, in your earlier post about Noiva do Cordeiro, we pretty much established that the place is nothing more than a trap. It’s populated by 600 Amazons, which means that it doesn’t have any beer stores, and also that you’d never have a chance of gaining control of a TV remote anywhere in the whole town. Furthermore, there are no men’s restrooms in the public buildings, so you’d have to share the facilities with the ladies. I know that may sound like a big plus, but just remember that you’d face unspeakable horror if you ever left just one toilet seat in the raised position. You didn’t think of that, did you?
Then there’s Berkeley, where ANYTHING goes. Behavior that might be considered unusual in other cities is not only condoned, but celebrated. So, for example, what if a dazed and confused neighbor stumbled into your home and, like, took a dump on your dining room table? Well, in Berkeley, if you didn’t assist him, encourage him, thank him, and offer him some munchies afterward, you’d be looking at jail time and a fine, both of which could very well be doubled if the neighbor happened to be a high-ranking city official. You didn’t think of that either, did you? And it doesn’t matter that I’m just making this shit up (haha, pun), because if that isn’t the law in Berkeley right now, it probably will be soon.
I don’t know about you, RoadTrip, but I don’t personally need any of that grief. You can go ahead and do what you want, but I’m staying right here where I’m at. As soon as I get back from the beer store.
