IT'S 110 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND MY CENTRAL A/C HAS DIED!!!...

...Please pray.

Central air is a cruel mistress. I gots the swamp cooler... Boo-yahhh!!

Just don't start masturbating. You could die of heat stroke!

I can't masturbate because the sun hasn't set yet.

Your continued thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Me to.

That suks the big one Nesalk.
Prayers for a quick fix.

Shop around. My first quote for new A/C was $3450. Second quote for same job was $2250.

Maybe you should get used to the heat, if you don't mend your wicked ways.

I'm sure at least one of God, Allah, or George Brazil will provide.

Your continued thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

You're more than welcome to come stay with me in La Costa! I'm only 5 mins away from the beach.

It's so hot the sweat from my undercarriage could irrigate a small radish farm.