It's 6 pm and...I'm still here.

Guess I'm not going anywhere...LOL
My wife didn't go so it must be a hoax.
....and I feel fine.....
Oh no! I forgot. Guess I'll go and ahead and patty up some burgers for the grill then. Finally some decent weather,still feeling a little soggy tho.

JOHN

We got a little rain here today, I thought to myself " it's not the end of the world "
It probably was the end of the world in one or more of the infinite dimensions that no doubt exist. The big question is did your other dimensional selves get the call?
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Originally posted by: arcimedes
It probably was the end of the world in one or more of the infinite dimensions that no doubt exist. The big question is did your other dimensional selves get the call?


For some reason they won't talk to me anymore. They wouldn't do that to me unless......
Looks like I have to pay my bills now.... son of a $#%@&!
Well the burgers were delicious and everyones safe and sound tucked comfortably in bed.
I got to wondering how this guy feels now. Is he happy the world is still here? Bummed? angry?embaressed? Whats he going to tell his flock tomorrow? Is he even going to hold service at all? I read that they all said their goodbyes and whatnot last sunday as that would be the last service.
Brings up whole bunch of other questions. Are they pissed off at him?or just plain pissed cause the world s till here?embaressed also? I think i'd be plenty pissed ,especially if i had done something completely stupid/idiotic/beyond dumb,that costs me finincially. I'd be pissed at myself,no one else to blame but myself. If i were one of those morons who wasted so much time standing on the corner handing out"the world is ending" pamphlets i know i would be beyond reproach emberassed at myself,to the point i think i would move out of state. If i had to look at myself and say'oh my god, i was ACTUALLY one of those freaks i used to see as a kid walking around muttering the end is near.
I would have to ask myself............... how do i work this
where is that large automobile
where is my beautiful wife..............
link to song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

And then that song popped into my head and figured i really dont care that much or any sympathy anyway for them. Think i'll grab another beer and listen to some music.



JOHN

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