It's not easy being a super hero...

Dateline Salamanca, NY: A misguided super hero robs a convenience store stealing 2 18 packs of beer.
I say misguided because of his Batman bodysuit while donning a Captain America mask.


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Budweiser?? Where was the Batmobile?

That looks like something that would happen at a Walmart.

Marvel/DC Hybrid. Apocalypse coming.

I thought you were gonna say you were having a little trouble and I felt obligated to remind you, 'ya ain't no superhero JM'.

BTW great story but was wondering about this part, was Robin under the bridge? I hope so.

"We talked to a witness who said he thought he threw at least one of the 18-packs over the bridge"

Don’t despair, JM, it just depends who you ask. While some may agree with jatki, others will say that you’re already there.

I’ll be ready to cast my vote soon, but I was hopin’ you’d go back and grab me just one more 18-pack so I can continue to see things clearly.

Oh, and suggestion for the night: Never try to catch a falling 18-pack. Those suckers are heavy.

I personally tried it once and, while I don't remember much, I'm pretty sure it assed me flat on my knock.

This might make a perfect scene for a Batman movie, whereby Batman gets knocked out and becomes a bad man after waking up. He will have to kick Captain America's ass and take his mask. He should then be thirsty, so he goes and robs the convenience store.

Must be one of those crazy students from St Bonaventure. There's something in the water down there

Giant inflatable tallywhacker seen roaming up and down Fremont Street.

Apocalypse already here.