It's time to move to Iceland

I have found my true home. Skol Iceland!

I'd be in trouble there. I like a pizza with Canadian bacon and pineapple. The guy must have secret desires to be a ruthless dictator.

I think it's already outlawed in New Jersey. Probably in NY and CT, too. Or at least it's highly frowned upon.

That's not a bad choice at all.

Iceland ranks 3rd among the National Geographic Happiest Countries in the World.

The underlying vulcanism of the Country supplies a substantial amount of direct heat and electrical power to make the place quite comfy in spite of its northern latitude, . . . including geothermal swimming pools:



Not half bad if one can tolerate the idea of living on a rock which can at any moment be blown to smithereens by uncontrollable forces beneath one's feet.

In the Did You Know? category:
During World War II Iceland was a sovereign kingdom and a neutral country, . . . until the British Royal Marines invaded to forestall any invasion by filthy, stink'in NAZIs.

In a buzzfeed poll, people who like pineapple on pizza voted more than 2 to 1 over people who hate it.

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I put ketchup on my bratwurst, which is considered an abomination in Chicago. I catch shit from friends when doing so, and happily accept their verbal jabs with a smile.

While I generally drink red wine with beef and lasagna, and whites with fish, if someone wants to venture from that tradition, I'm all for it. I like dry wines while some look for sweet. "To each his own", is what I say.

The teasing that inevitably happens can be fun, however.

I tried Hawaiian pizza once. I think it was the only time in my life I threw away an unfinished slice. However, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people can't put whatever they want on a pizza.
Spent two weeks in Iceland in a seminar with some NATO counterparts. Toured the country one weekend, and it seemed really nice. Exterior roads were iffy and not well marked back then.

I love pizza,but my Dr. says NO!
Too much sodium. Even the veggie pizzas have too much heart-stopping power.
A decent salad is good for me and I like the crunch factor.
Pineapple is fine.
Sausage,pepperoni and Canadian bacon really does a number. No need to ruin a good vacation.

Ice Land is green. Greenland is full of ice.
Beer is medium sodium.