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70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love



based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.


Shaw in the 1960's

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.


Shaw dressed as singer Tina Turner (John Robertson/Barcroft Media /Landov)

"Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.
Virginity is like a banana if you hold on to it too long it goes bad.
better get a paper bag
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Originally posted by: Blade
better get a paper bag



And a clothespin

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Originally posted by: Kumquat
Virginity is like a banana if you hold on to it too long it goes bad.


I have complete faith in Nessie and his ability to take care of the situation.....
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
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Originally posted by: Kumquat
Virginity is like a banana if you hold on to it too long it goes bad.


I have complete faith in Nessie and his ability to take care of the situation.....


You are correct. Nesalk is a pro.
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
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Originally posted by: Kumquat
Virginity is like a banana if you hold on to it too long it goes bad.


I have complete faith in Nessie and his ability to take care of the situation.....


You are correct. Nesalk is a pro.


Yep Nesalk is a pro,
He can bang any kind of ho,
He can do her fast and he can do her slow,
Cause Bagiant taught him everything he knows!

Kind of looks like a cross between Phyllis Diller and the weird landlady from the movie Kingpin.

With that said, if I was 60+ years old, I'd hit it. Seriously, how many virgins can Mindbender types have a realistic shot at? Score!!
I seem to recall several years ago. or more, there was another "Virgin" (much younger and pretty too) who auctioned her virginity to the highest bidder. I recollect the sale was consummated at one of the Nevada brothels, (Chicken Ranch comes to mind) and the winning high bid was an enormous sum of money.

That's my contribution to this topic, and NO, it's definitely not an auction bid or offer.



70? I assume she knows to bring some K-Y...
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