A man goes to see the Doctor.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Man: Well Doc, it's kinda embarrassing. (Looks around) My dick has turned orange.

Doctor: Pull down your pants and let's see what we have. (man pulls down pants) That sure is strange, I've never seen one that vivid color before. Have there been any changes in your life recently?

Man: Well, I lost my job a little over a week ago.

Doctor: Hmmmm, that shouldn't cause this type of reaction. What do you do with all of your spare time now?

Man: Not too much really. Just sitting around all day watch porn and eating Cheetos.