Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up

Kermit breakup

Okay, maybe I could see the Gwen Stefani breakup coming. Even the Will Smith and Jada divorce. Are we to the point where muppet characters can not even last?

Kermit caught Miss Piggy in a gang bang.

Frog legs and pork chops always give me indigestion in that combination. But, they were good when they were together

All insiders know that this is all a bunch of hooey. The facebook pages are fake.

As someone close to Kermit's lawyers I CANNOT tell you that Kermit has had a restraining order against Miss Piggy for decades.

Everyone knows Kermit is as gay as Charles Nelson Reilly. That whole Miss Piggy Thing was a ruse. Why do you think they never called her Mrs. Kermit? He's going to be hooking up with Cookie Monster in the new series.

Exit stage left even......

I guess we can't ask her if she has a frog in her throat anymore.

Ray

...or if he got porked this weekend.