Lady Luck's New Name

Does anyone else think that the new name for Lady Luck, "Downtown Grand", is kind of lame? I bet the loyal readers of LVA could come up with something better. I'll throw a couple "lame" ones out there to start. How about "Golden Lady" or "Lucky Lady". Let's hear some other names.

Nesalk's Gambling Hall

Yeah, it's nothing special, but it does have "Downtown" in it.

And it's all kinds of better than TI, Hooters, Casuarina, and Terrible's.

How about: "DonDiego's Casino, Gun Shop, Gentlemen's Bar, Brothel, and Liquor Store" ?

DonDiego has always wanted to own one of those.

How about a catholic school theme and call it "Our lady of the evening"

They should make it legal to have a brothel there and call it Nesalk's house of whores and gambling. Then he could put up a sign that say's licker in the front and poker in the rear!

How about leaving it the way it was?

Now that name SUCKS!
high priced ad company comes up with something that damn boring?