Las Vegas tourists soaked in zip-lining teenager's urine

This wouldn't have happened downtown...., Whoops, it did happen downtown.

To think I was downtown watching a Styx band after dinner, last Friday.

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Soaked?

If that happened to me I would be pissed. Get it?

Unclear if the incident was accidental or intentional, huh????

"Raindrops keep fallin' on my head"...... WHAT!!!!!

It's not that unusual, . . . but it is a mite early in the year. And a bit too far west.

""There's something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up. I don't know what it is. But that's what happens."
__The Obama, 20 August 2009

A Golden Shower pelting tourists in front of the Golden Nugget. Only in Vegas, baby.

In the spirit of the internet I'm going to try and convict him right now.

Of course it was intentional! He's 15. And now he is famous and the most popular kid in his hometown.

"His parents apologized" ???? That's it???? Then the they walked around to the parking garage, gave him a big high 5 and said "That's my boy!!"

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Maybe in his hometown, but he didn’t make a big enough splash, so to speak, to gain true notoriety.

The kid shoulda gone bigger.

If he had peed, pooped, and puked, all at the same time, the difficult-to-achieve simultaneous triple emission, he undoubtedly would have become a true national hero, celebrated on all the social media.

Plus, his parents would have had a much more difficult time apologizing for that one.

A story that I hear way too often at some family gatherings. We were at some beach when I was a kid, went and told my stepmom I had to pee, she replied "go pee in the water". So I took it literally, walked down to the shore, dropped trow and started peeing. I guess I caused a little embarrassment to the family that afternoon.