A Late Christmas Warning

This last Christmas morning DonDiego and one of his nephews each received an excellent gift under the tree - a Whoopee Cushion.

DonDiego was puzzled by the design as there did not seem a proper orifice through which to inflate the device preparatory to subsequent surreptitious use. In trying to stretch the opening, it tore; the "rubber" was simply weak, . . . and inadequate for the job. Poor old DonDiego had broken his Christmas present before even one use.

Meanwhile DonDiego's nephew somehow managed to inflate his "cushion". He inserted it beneath a couch cushion and prepared himself for the inevitable frivolity which would ensue when someone sat on it. Shortly thereafter his brother did, indeed, sit on the cushion, . . . and nothing happened! Nothing! Subsequent investigation revealed that the Whoopee Cushion had silently burst during its first deployment, . . . and was ruined.

So, DonDiego warns all readers: DO NOT BUY CHEAP "WHOOPIE CUSHIONS" such as those imported from China. They do not work. And failure demoralizes the user. Perhaps this is the goal of the clever Chinamen, . . . to so demoralize citizens of the United States that they will eventually welcome their Oriental conquerors.

tis far better to buy American made ............................................... Campbell's Beans


Rick

Since China is expanding their rail system I fully expect to see Americans who want to work to be building China's railroads.

You should have bought the self-inflating woopie cushions.

Followed by Americans wanting to become Chinese Firemen.

DonDiego, we use to buy "whoopie cushions at a shop where I grew up. They worked real well. We also bought cigarette loads. They looked like 1/2 inch of toothpick that was coated with something explosive. You'd slide it into someones cig. and after about 2 puffs there would be a "pop" and the cigarette would shread. They also had what looked like normal hand soap that when used would turn your hands black. Gum that turned your mouth black was a good one also. They had the rubber dog poop and fake vomit that looked real also. We did lots of gags with all of them. The good old days.