If anyone were to do so, DonDiego would take it as an insult to his beloved wife and helpmate teechur. So DonDiego humbly requests no discussion of wieners and teechur. And this would include no reference to, f'rinstance, a "foot-long" or a "wienerwurst".
Oh, . . . and by the way, . . . DonDiego requests no discussion of his own personal hygiene habits either: