A lion is chasing after two people...

So two people are out for a stroll. One is a conservative and one is a liberal. The two people see the lion and the lion starts to chase them. The two people run... they run as fast as they can.

Which person does the lion eat?

Who cares

I care, dammit.

I'd assume the lion eats whomever runs the slower of the two.

Is the lion owned by Mike Tyson or Sigfreid & Roy??
Male or Female? Males don't normally hunt...
and does this happen in Las Vegas or the Serengeti??

So two guys are sitting beside each other playing Video Poker, and the guy on the left is down to his last play.

He is dealt the Ace of Hearts, the 8 of Clubs, the 2 of Spades, the Ace of Diamonds and the 4 of Hearts.


What is the guy on the right going to have for supper ?????


Rick

What do you do If your dealt a fullhouse aces over 8s...

It's your play do you keep the FH or chase the 4 aces

Two people out for a stroll, one a conservative and the other a liberal......
Hmm? Boilerman and forkush(a.k.a.- arshaleign)?

A lion added? Is this Ghetto Walk - Nairobi?

Thanks Snidely. You got it.

What if the faster one is carrying a slab of meat?

The one I crack over the knees with a board. :-)