Look! An Assault Rifle!

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Originally posted by: hoops2
"Somalia is effectively tied with the United States when it comes to gun safety laws."
https://globalconflictanalysis.com/2013/01/number-2-somalia/
According to the above website somalia is the 2nd most dangerous country in the world
Oh, but the difference is they don't have our big government quality police force. Or fire departments and emergency services. Or armed forces. And they definitely don't have our big government criminal justice system.

However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either. And I'm pretty sure their taxes are low. But on the whole, I think a lot of our way is a whole lot better.

I think we could improve a bit in the area of gun safety.



Look, another assault weapon.

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Originally posted by: forkushV
However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either.
Wait a minute!

DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: forkushV
However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either.
Wait a minute!

DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.

Yeah, and when did they pass the Buoyant Corpses Privacy Protection Act?





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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.


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Originally posted by: clcjim
Yeah, and when did they pass the Buoyant Corpses Privacy Protection Act?

Just when jatki99 thought it couldn't get any stranger.
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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: forkushV
However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either.
Wait a minute!

DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.

Yeah, and when did they pass the Buoyant Corpses Privacy Protection Act?



Same time they passed the freedom to float a turd legislation.
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Originally posted by: jatki99
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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: forkushV
However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either.
Wait a minute!

DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.

Yeah, and when did they pass the Buoyant Corpses Privacy Protection Act?



Same time they passed the freedom to float a turd legislation.


Only in Texas where freedom rings.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: forkushV
However, in the libertarian haven of Somalia they do have some additional freedoms. For example, you are always free to go take a shit in the river and free to watch the corpses as they float past. Here - due to government regulations - you're not free to do either.
Wait a minute!

DonDiego has not been informed that he cannot take a shit in the river.


DD,
I am hereby informing you that you cannot shit in the river.

There, you have now been informed.


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Originally posted by: nuggetboy
DD,
I am hereby informing you that you cannot shit in the river.

There, you have now been informed.
DonDiego regrets to inform nuggetboy that DonDiego is a rebel by nature.

Well..if you can't drop one, maybe you can catch one.

https://salmonriverspey.blogspot.com/2012/12/turd-wrangler-tube-fly.html
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