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Wait... you mean a staunch, anti-socialism governor is picking winners and losers in the economy? But...but.....the government doesn't create jobs. Thats what Communists do. This is pure Communism.

But have you heard about the new slot club? its called “Fat Ass Bucks” the card features a picture of the governor on it along with the text “ Now You Roll Like a Fat Cat”.

Membership includes:

Free Helicopter Rides – All You Can Eat at all casino restaurants - Cash Back issued as tax credit to your New Jersey Income Tax Payable Account - And new members get a complementary block of government cheese just for signing up.
Forgot my camera but Revel very, very nice. I won $12.
A few of us are going this week, we'll take some pics. I imagine one of us will have a phone(all the new ones have cameras).
lol

They have the fugliest chips ever made for any casino anywhere....

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