jphelan makes his usual excellent point.
Because President Obama lived in Chicago for 14 of his 51 years of life, he is definitely culpable for Chicago's murder rate for the last 50+ years. One can only imagine the things that a newborn Obama could have done to fight Chicago crime from his crib in Kenya.

He bears similar responsibility for the Cubs' inability to win the World Series . . .

and Roger Ebert's thyroid cancer.

Incredible that neither Sen. McCain nor Gov. Romney could exploit these obvious embarassments to win the White House.