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jphelan
jphelan
Jan 6, 2013
12:37am
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I agree this topic should not be titled marriage equality. It has nothing to do with marriage.

By definition, a marriage is a life-long bond between one man and one woman.
By definition, a civil union is a life long bond between two people.
By definition, a banana is a yellow fruit and and orange is a yellow fruit.

I also wonder what the penalty would be for this crime in Saudi Arabia.
pjstroh
pjstroh
Jan 6, 2013
12:41am
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: KarenTN
the guy's statement says his penis accidentally went into the boy's rectum. I am female so maybe I just don't understand, but have any of you guys ever had our penis just acidentally insert itself into an orifice?
No, . . . DonDiego's penis has never been anywhere DonDiego did not intend for it to be.
Oh, . . . and DonDiego found KarenTN's use of the phrase "our penis", . . . umm, . . . enjoyable.


Enjoyable...and it brings up a good question. What is the plural of "penis"? Is it "penises"? Or is it "Peni"?

Maybe thats why I dont refer to the male genitalia with the correct "P" word. I dont struggle finding the plural for "Mr Pleasure Pole(s)"

alanleroy
alanleroy
Jan 6, 2013
12:47am
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Originally posted by: jphelan
woman.
By definition, a banana is a yellow fruit and and orange is a yellow fruit.
.


Well technically an Orange is a Citrus Friut that is Orange in color when ripe. Oranges typically start off Green in color and then turn Orange as they ripen.
jphelan
jphelan
Jan 6, 2013
1:00am
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: jphelan
woman.
By definition, a banana is a yellow fruit and and orange is a yellow fruit.
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Well technically an Orange is a Citrus Friut that is Orange in color when ripe. Oranges typically start off Green in color and then turn Orange as they ripen.


I'm not sure if this is a correction or clarification. I accept it either way.

Don
Don
Jan 6, 2013
1:14am
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Enjoyable...and it brings up a good question. What is the plural of "penis"? Is it "penises"? Or is it "Peni"?

Maybe thats why I dont refer to the male genitalia with the correct "P" word. I dont struggle finding the plural for "Mr Pleasure Pole(s)"
So far as DonDiego can recall, he has never had an occasion on which he had to refer to more than one penis. He intends to keep it that way.

Nonetheless, surprisingly there are two words for the plural of penis:

penis pe·nis (p?'n?s)
n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-n?z)
Ref: The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary

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Hmm, . . . not so surprisingly the LVA Forum does not display the correct symbols for pronunciaiton, although the preview window does.
The interested reader, if any, can see the pronunciation at Dictionary.com. He can also hear the pronunciation by clicking on the little speaker-symbols.

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For those not wishing to click on an unverified link: penes rhymes with weenies, . . . as it should.
KarenTN
KarenTN
Jan 6, 2013
1:20am
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It is obviously time for KarenTN to purchase a new laptop. 's', 'e' and now 'y' are notoriously sticking on this one. It turned 5 last month. KarenTN has corrected her typo and replaced 'our' with 'your'
alanleroy
alanleroy
Jan 6, 2013
1:24am
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Originally posted by: jphelan
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: jphelan
woman.
By definition, a banana is a yellow fruit and and orange is a yellow fruit.
.


Well technically an Orange is a Citrus Friut that is Orange in color when ripe. Oranges typically start off Green in color and then turn Orange as they ripen.


I'm not sure if this is a correction or clarification. I accept it either way.

It's a correction. Can't have the Anti-Citrus crowd disparaging my fruit of choice.

melbedewy
melbedewy
Jan 6, 2013
1:41am
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
Only melbedewy & esteskefauver could learn about a man who raped a boy and think it had something to do with America's civil rights struggle for marriage equality.

Only esteskefauver & melbedewy could think that this child's rape could somehow be explained by the parenting skills of the people of East Los Angeles (their racist shorthand for the term "Latinos").

We have quite a variety here, but none are as indecent, callous, or sick as these two.

There's no persuading them, I'm sure of that. But we can't let their hatred enjoy our silence.

Just terrible.


Oh my dear Chilcoot, it has everything to do with Marriage Equality. This incident is demonstrative of very common behavior in socities like the one the perpertrator is from...societies that have very strcict laws against homosexuality.

People who are forced to repress their sexuality for religous, personal or cultural reasons frequently will address that sexuality in very abhorant ways.... Thats why you see it so common in the Middle East, The Catholic Church, ...and Congress.

I'm not worried about openly gay men like Richard SImmons and Elton John being around kids...its the self-loathing, repressed homos like Terry Sandusky and Melbedewey that you need to worry about.


Oh yes. Your little boys are

very safe in the hands of open sodomites, especially those belonging to the leftist teacher unions.
melbedewy
melbedewy
Jan 6, 2013
1:46am
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Originally posted by: KarenTN
the guy's statement says his penis accidentally went into the boy's rectum. I am female so maybe I just don't understand, but have any of you guys ever had your penis just acidentally insert itself into an orifice?

Don't care what race they are or what part of LA they may or may not be from, but it was totally irresponsible for the 'relative' thi boy was travelling with to let him wander around a Las Vegas hotel alone

Yet kids that young and younger are left on a daily basis with the world's

largest crew of pedophiles.
Number51
Number51
Jan 6, 2013
2:22am
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: Chilcoot
Only melbedewy & esteskefauver could learn about a man who raped a boy and think it had something to do with America's civil rights struggle for marriage equality.

Only esteskefauver & melbedewy could think that this child's rape could somehow be explained by the parenting skills of the people of East Los Angeles (their racist shorthand for the term "Latinos").

We have quite a variety here, but none are as indecent, callous, or sick as these two.

There's no persuading them, I'm sure of that. But we can't let their hatred enjoy our silence.

Just terrible.


Oh my dear Chilcoot, it has everything to do with Marriage Equality. This incident is demonstrative of very common behavior in socities like the one the perpertrator is from...societies that have very strcict laws against homosexuality.

People who are forced to repress their sexuality for religous, personal or cultural reasons frequently will address that sexuality in very abhorant ways.... Thats why you see it so common in the Middle East, The Catholic Church, ...and Congress.

I'm not worried about openly gay men like Richard SImmons and Elton John being around kids...its the self-loathing, repressed homos like Terry Sandusky and Melbedewey that you need to worry about.


That's about as well said as it gets. Freaks like Melbedewey will never be part of the solution, because they are too busy howling at the moon to even begin dealing with the problem.

Leftist organizations like the Saudi Arabian military.
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