Meanwhile in Science Today . . .

. . . Scientists Taught a Robot to Hunt Prey

After describing the camera technology making this possible the article states: "The [camera] data is then processed by a deep learning neural network—software that trains on massive amounts of data so that it can 'learn' what to do the next time it receives similar inputs. That is, the robot will get better at tracking prey in the wild the more that it practices doing so."

Does ANYONE think this is a good idea ? ? ?


Oh and there's this:
Someone Finally Invented a Robot Ass

And they do not mean a four-legged equine variety; they mean a robot human ass. So far as poor old DonDiego can determine this invention poses no danger to him or the interested reader, if any.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego So far as poor old DonDiego can determine this invention poses no danger to him or the interested reader, if any.
"Naturally, this has found some application both in the world of teledildonics (otherwise known as “long distance bonin’”) and in medicine." What kind of scientific article refers to “long distance bonin"? I see the staff writer was Canadian, so there's that. I can imagine scenarios that 'teledildonics' might have potential danger if there was some kind of equipment failure....like a lithium battery catching fire for example.

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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I can imagine scenarios that 'teledildonics' might have potential danger if there was some kind of equipment failure....like a lithium battery catching fire for example.

So far as DonDiego can determine the invention still poses no danger to DonDiego, as he is unlikely to have a d*ld*up his *ss. However, he can see how it could be a danger to interested readers like, f'rinstance, alanleroyII who might.
Not that there's anything wrong with that !

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I can imagine scenarios that 'teledildonics' might have potential danger if there was some kind of equipment failure....like a lithium battery catching fire for example.

So far as DonDiego can determine the invention still poses no danger to DonDiego, as he is unlikely to have a d*ld*up his *ss. !
That's what they all say.


I applaud the makers of the robot ass. We simply don't have enough real excrement in this world. Robot producers are likely to give us enough manure to fill the gap.
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