Meanwhile, . . . on Mars, . . .

Curiosity keeps a'rollin' along and snapping' pictures, . . . like this one, last month:



NASA says it's a rock. But it looks a lot like some sorta crab-like being, . . . perhaps guarding a cave entrance, . . . to, . . . well, who knows what highly-advanced technologies might be hidden in such a cave?


And now, there's this:



NASA says it's a rock. [n.b. DonDiego notes a suspicious similarity in NASA's response to such matters.] But it looks a lot like some sorta Star Destroyer Space Ship, . . . perhaps crash landed while on a mission to, . . . well, who knows where it might have been headed?

DonDiego is certain the folks at NASA have the interests of US citizens at heart. But just in case, DonDiego hereby pledges his allegiance to the newfound crustacean rulers in our solar system.

Reminds me of a famous episode on The Twilight Zone- To Serve Man! some figures it out and shouts "It's a cookbook!", I'm not getting on any alien spacecrafts and I apologize in advance to space traveling friends for using the term "alien". You are quite welcome here in the USA.

Are the Illegal or just undocumented Aliens?

One may pledge one’s allegiance, but, sadly, it won’t do one much good unless one bears a strong physical and behavioral resemblance to the newfound crustacean rulers. You see, to survive, one will have to be slimy and stinky, with a hard outer shell and a soft mushy interior that produces large quantities of poisonous venom that one can spew after one crawls out from the darkness. Then, after spewing, one will retreat to the blackness to generate more slime, and stink, and venom, in preparation for one’s next attack.

These are not normal human traits, so I am sorry to inform DonDiego that, even though he may pledge allegiance, he probably won’t fare very well in the crustacean-dominated future.

forkush, of course, will do just fine.

Zoidberg lives!

I have just installed heaters in my pool. I will protect my home, family and my proud rural community from crustacean invaders by boiling them alive, with corn, , carrots, potatos, onions, and a special seasoning mix I put together just a couple of months ago. Alien Invaders, beware!