Mega Millions

Mega Millions has just been raised:

From $304 Million to $312 Million......

Mega Millions
If (when) I win, I'll throw the biggest party Vegas has ever seen. Probably blow off 2 mill or so. Everyone is invited.
I'm goin' to Baggs Party. I bet the cheapskate Snidely wasn't even going to spend 1 mill.
Count me in Bags


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Originally posted by: BAGIANT
If (when) I win, I'll throw the biggest party Vegas has ever seen. Probably blow off 2 mill or so. Everyone is invited.



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Originally posted by: alanleroy
I'm goin' to Baggs Party. I bet the cheapskate Snidely wasn't even going to spend 1 mill.


Another named crossed off the guest list....

Do not admit a man in a silly hat.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
I'm goin' to Baggs Party. I bet the cheapskate Snidely wasn't even going to spend 1 mill.


Another named crossed off the guest list....

Do not admit a man in a silly hat.


yeah, he'd likely lose the darn hat anyways

The key to getting the winning ticket is to wait until the day of the drawing after 6pm. That way all the chumps go through the losing numbers leaving only a small subset that contains the winning numbers.
Its a flawless strategy (with the exception of the 100 times I've done it and not won).
I have never lost at Mega Millions.
there are a lot of really dumb people at my job. to give you an idea, ive had THREE PEOPLE email me to ask me "jennifer, what is your email address".

like they are THIS stupid.

ive always said that if i win enough to retire, i would not tell anyone and continue coming here until someone did or said something stupid and then flip out screaming "THATS IT! I QUIT! YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE".

it wouldnt take me longer than a day.
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Originally posted by: jenaphir
there are a lot of really dumb people at my job. to give you an idea, ive had THREE PEOPLE email me to ask me "jennifer, what is your email address".

like they are THIS stupid.

ive always said that if i win enough to retire, i would not tell anyone and continue coming here until someone did or said something stupid and then flip out screaming "THATS IT! I QUIT! YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE".

it wouldnt take me longer than a day.



I was going to call in Rich, but your way actually seems like more fun.
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