Mess with the porn slappers, and you might have to answer to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxcVzwLR1k&feature=player_detailpage#t=86s

Blade thinks that Machete movie was interesting to watch. So when them squeals coming out mofo?



Some hot sex action in the pool with the mother/daughter too

Wish I knew how to post a direct link, sorry about that.

He gets the answers.
He gets the babes.
Action.
Suspense.
MACHETE.

Michelle Rodriguez is SMOKING HOT!

Linky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxcVzwLR1k&feature=player_detailpage#t=86s

Ew... Porn Slappers.... Yuck....

Just wait until a good size bunch of traffic is coming at a good speed and toss a piece of laminated green paper out into the street and yell "la tarjeta verde".

If you think Machete is a badass, just wait until you come face to face with...

Werewolf Women of the SS

OMG That movie is so totally awsome and "just wrong" all at the same time. It has every sterotype in there, Cheech Martain is great in his role. Machete is like a wreck, even if you know how stupid it is and bad, you still cannot stop watching it.

BTW the window scene was a guys intestine . Lindsy Lohan was in it too in a real to life role.