It's crazy the lengths that hotels will go to to abandon hospitality and trap us into their fees.
I imagine a hotel room with a checkboard-print rug just inside the front door, by the bathroom door. Every square black or white.

Well, almost every square. In the middle of the rug is one red square. Now stepping on all the black and white squares is included in the rate. But guests wanting to step on that strategic red one in the middle are charged a nightly Red Carpet Square Convenience Charge (tm) of $35. Of course he charge also applies if the carpet is moved.