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sitycent
sitycent
Mar 30, 2011
11:06pm
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Originally posted by: MoneyLA
sitycent are you in the business? (movies, not murder.)


Neither
KarenTN
KarenTN
Mar 30, 2011
11:45pm
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sity........where have you been for the past couple of years? haven't seen you post in a long long time
double_zero
double_zero
Mar 31, 2011
7:10am
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Surprised I never heard anything about this I was born in Etowah county and lived there until I was 18.
chipchik
chipchik
Mar 31, 2011
10:24am
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Originally posted by: sitycent
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
You should have made a children's rhyme about ol' Virginia. She'd be more popular than Lizzie.

Shotgun Virgina Viola
was deadlier than a case of ebola
She put on her clogs
Fed baby to hogs
Then relaxed with a cold coca-cola.


That's good, Alan.
Viola does deserve her own rhyme.


They didn't think she had it in her,
that shotgun Virginia.
2 brothers working on a hog farm,
who would have thought they would come to harm?
Rumor has it one of them was sweet on miss V,
It was the beginning of the end when they accepted her tea.
Before long Virginia was with child and the brothers fate turned when she went wild.
She hacked them to pieces and fed them to the hogs,
then drove to town and threw the rest to the dogs.
The town was in shock all except for Aunt Jessie.
She knew from the start that things would get messy.



chipchik
chipchik
Mar 31, 2011
10:25am
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ooops
sitycent
sitycent
Mar 31, 2011
10:33am
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Originally posted by: chipchik
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Originally posted by: sitycent
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
You should have made a children's rhyme about ol' Virginia. She'd be more popular than Lizzie.

Shotgun Virgina Viola
was deadlier than a case of ebola
She put on her clogs
Fed baby to hogs
Then relaxed with a cold coca-cola.


That's good, Alan.
Viola does deserve her own rhyme.


They didn't think she had it in her,
that shotgun Virginia.
2 brothers working on a hog farm,
who would have thought they would come to harm?
Rumor has it one of them was sweet on miss V,
It was the beginning of the end when they accepted her tea.
Before long Virginia was with child and the brothers fate turned when she went wild.
She hacked them to pieces and fed them to the hogs,
then drove to town and threw the rest to the dogs.
The town was in shock all except for Aunt Jessie.
She knew from the start that things would get messy.


Thanks chipchik, nice.
jlette1958
jlette1958
Mar 31, 2011
2:18pm
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This has been a very interesting thread!
sitycent
sitycent
Mar 31, 2011
10:09pm
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alanleroy has inspired me to take a stab at this rhyme thing

Virginia Viola Hyatt
Sharpened her axe very quiet
She said, When you're dead,
I will relish,not dread, spreading
your parts on the road
in a riot

or

Virginia Viola Hyatt
Sharpened her axe very quiet
She said, When you're dead,
I will relish to spread
your parts on the road
in a riot

or this, plagiarized, in part from alanleroy

Shotgun Viola Hyatt
Slipped out the back door very quiet
Off to the shed, bang bang you are dead
Now I'm going to bed
I'll chop you both up when I've fed.
sitycent
sitycent
Mar 31, 2011
10:55pm
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Originally posted by: KarenTN
sity........where have you been for the past couple of years? haven't seen you post in a long long time


lost in the ozone karen
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