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alanleroy
alanleroy
May 8, 2012
2:05am
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego is unfamiliar with this "small wiener" of which alanleroy writes.


On the Wiener Index, it's a Little Oscar. A bit longer than a Ball Park Beef, but a little less girth.

chefantwon
chefantwon
May 8, 2012
5:10am
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Originally posted by: Rock'n Rick
Take the pen.

Oh no

Go ahead.

I couldn't

Come on, take the pen!

I can't take it

Do me a personal favor!

No, I'm not

Take the pen!

I cannot take it

Take the pen!

Are you sure?

Positive! Take the pen!

O.K. Thank you very much



Rick



That my friends, is one of the endings to Bane of the Cosmic Forge.
BAGIANT
BAGIANT
May 8, 2012
11:41am
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It would seem to me that it would be a great instrument to see if your spouse is cheating on you.
chefantwon
chefantwon
May 8, 2012
12:21pm
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An rather old and obscure bit of a Public Service Announcement. Warning!!!!!

NSFW!!!!!!!


NSFW link

JM2300
JM2300
May 8, 2012
2:06pm
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Originally posted by: alanleroy

Here's a picture of my dog 'Girlfriend'. Even she noticed the flashing blue light.



I think good ol' Girlfriend is thinking "Sheesh, I hope my owner learns how to change the time/date stamp before he takes his new spy pen to Vegas."
JM2300
JM2300
May 8, 2012
2:10pm
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
Quote
Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego is unfamiliar with this "small wiener" of which alanleroy writes.


On the Wiener Index, it's a Little Oscar. A bit longer than a Ball Park Beef, but a little less girth.


Weiner Index this.



Don
Don
May 9, 2012
12:14am
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
Quote
Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego is unfamiliar with this "small wiener" of which alanleroy writes.


On the Wiener Index, it's a Little Oscar. A bit longer than a Ball Park Beef, but a little less girth.




Huh! It turns out that DonDiego is familiar with a wiener of that size after all.

snidely333
snidely333
May 9, 2012
12:55am
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego is unfamiliar with this "small wiener" of which alanleroy writes.


On the Wiener Index, it's a Little Oscar. A bit longer than a Ball Park Beef, but a little less girth.




Huh! It turns out that DonDiego is familiar with a wiener of that size after all.


There is some ambiguity in DonDeigo's admission of large wiener knowledge. Someone, not me, of course, but someone might question where DonDiego acquired such knowledge of large wieners and if Turkish bath houses are as opulent as their reputation portrays them.
chefantwon
chefantwon
May 9, 2012
10:31am
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego is unfamiliar with this "small wiener" of which alanleroy writes.


On the Wiener Index, it's a Little Oscar. A bit longer than a Ball Park Beef, but a little less girth.




Huh! It turns out that DonDiego is familiar with a wiener of that size after all.


There is some ambiguity in DonDeigo's admission of large wiener knowledge. Someone, not me, of course, but someone might question where DonDiego acquired such knowledge of large wieners and if Turkish bath houses are as opulent as their reputation portrays them.




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