Naked Girls Reading. June 1.

Naked Girs Reading.

Sounds interesting. At the Orleans. In a secret location. $20.00.

"Join an international cast of Naked Girls as they read from the amazing legends of burlesque past and present. Hear endearing, salacious, sexy and heart warming tales from biographies of famous teasers. Hall of Famer Michelle L'amour curates this collection, held in a classified location during the festival."


Well alrighty, then! Let's meet Michelle L'amour!!

Even at a glance you can see that she's a talented . . .



. . . reader.



Jim, I bet she can narrate like no one can.


Cup size please?
Hmmm, sounds more interesting than kev's reports.

J
Lets check the snooz-o-meter.

I almost fell asleep in Crazy Girls after 20 minutes....and thats with hot, naked chicks dancing, singing, and doing magic tricks. I'm thinking It would be nap time after 5 minutes of a hot chick reading a book...and even faster if the book blocked my view of her boobs.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Lets check the snooz-o-meter.

I almost fell asleep in Crazy Girls after 20 minutes....and thats with hot, naked chicks dancing, singing, and doing magic tricks. I'm thinking It would be nap time after 5 minutes of a hot chick reading a book...and even faster if the book blocked my view of her boobs.


snooz-o-meter? Hmmm....I think I could really get into naked hot chicks reading books.
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
Hmmm....I think I could really get into naked hot chicks reading books.
DonDiego might consider attending if they were to read The History of the Peloponnesian War By Thucydides 431 BC .

I'd rather just look at the pictures instead of reading
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