NESALK'S "DANCE MOMS" DISCUSSION GROUP

It's still Ramadan, summer is still ongoing, some moms are hot, and the drama is funny. Put all of this together and the time is right for my new "Dance Moms" discussion group.

Basically it'll be like a book club, without having to do unnecessary things like reading.

So anyway, here we go...

New Episode tonight!!!

It's on LIFETIME, so you need to have coughed up some cash for basic cable to see it. I've only seen a single episode, so I'll be learning as we go along.

Tonight's premise....some ambiguously gay Broadway casting director is showing up to the morbidly obese dance director's (Abby???) annual dance recital thing. Tears and tempers are sure to flare up as some moms realize the painful reality that their daughters can't dance worth a crap, and their money should be spent somewhere else.

Discuss...

If you miss tonight's episode and/or haven't figured out how to use your DVR, don't worry...it'll probably be replayed 35 times before next week's show.

Its on Lifetime.

I like that it's on at 10:00 because my daughter doesn't get finished with dance until 9:15 and it takes a while to drive home. This will be our first year in competitive dance after 10 years of recreation classes. Should be interesting. I kind of hope it's just like the show and hope its not like the show at the same time.

A&E, Lifetime, Playboy TV or whatever....I stand corrected.

I'll fix the earlier post so the hundreds from this site who want to tune in don't get confused.

OK, problem fixed so now back to the discussion.

So, who is the hottest mom? We know Dr. Milled will vote for Abby, but we can't get in contact with him because he won't even see this thread.

Good God, isn't there something better on that we can discuss?

Ok, and WTF are you doing watching Lifetime? Palm Springs is really rubbing off on you and not in a good way, lol!

I guess I'd have to say Brooke's mom. The blonde is kind of rat faced. Cathy is old. The one who works the front desk is way too goodie goodie and the one lady looks like Michelle Obama (lets not turn this political folks).

I was thinking more along the lines of Omarosa, but I can see the Obama in her. Cathy seems more like a grandmother! Either her kid is adopted or she's married to a Nigerian. Christi does look a bit like Chuck E Cheese, but probably has the best body. Melissa is a piece of work...no wonder she's divorced. Her kids are the only ones who can actually dance though. Brooke's mom does nothing for me.

Hello Erin, and welcome to my television club! This is where I get in touch with my feminine side, while everyone gets to discuss the finer points of quality programming.

So what did you think of this evening's episode?