No Tanks !

DonDiego has just learned of an auction of 114 tanks, vehicles, and military weaponry held in Portola Valley California.

Unfortunately it was held last Friday and Saturday. So poor old DonDiego missed his chance to improve the defensive capabilities presently installed at the Double-D Tomato Ranch against potential ne'er-do-wells, scalawags, and other miscreants.
The French AMX-13 Model 51 light tank would've been great, . . . "used once, never fired."

Business Insider presents a look at some of what was available.

The fuel bill driving the tank to the ranch would have been huge anyway

DonDiego knows his tanks.....he should play the following:

https://worldoftanks.com/

I believe they have the AMX-13

I can see DD's concern since tomatoes here in SFla are running at $2.99 lb - and these are the Mexican imports no less!

Remember this police chase in San Diego?