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sundrop
sundrop
Aug 4, 2011
11:54am
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I read somewhere Flo is a comedian in real life from CA. She tried out for the part of Flo anedd got it!
JM2300
JM2300
Aug 4, 2011
12:08pm
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Flo Meter

chefantwon
chefantwon
Aug 4, 2011
12:11pm
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Originally posted by: malibber
I heard they were going to try this out in the health insurance market every time you drink, smoke or have sex it administers an electric shock to make you stop.


Dude, sex is good for you in a number of ways. Insurance companies want you to get laid on a regular basis as your much more happier. If your married and having regular sex, its even better for you.

PJ, its Flo's hair and that uniform that says one should have sex with her.
snidely333
snidely333
Aug 4, 2011
12:18pm
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
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Originally posted by: malibber
I heard they were going to try this out in the health insurance market every time you drink, smoke or have sex it administers an electric shock to make you stop.


Dude, sex is good for you in a number of ways. Insurance companies want you to get laid on a regular basis as your much more happier. If your married and having regular sex, its even better for you.

PJ, its Flo's hair and that uniform that says one should have sex with her.


My wife is a little pissed off that I have a thing for Flo. She ok with me lusting after VS models but my attraction to Flo has her a little baffled. Women. They just don't understand men.

snidely333
snidely333
Aug 4, 2011
12:20pm
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego wouldn't be surprised if it contained a GPS. DonDiego would not care for someone to know his whereabouts all the time, . . . not to mention his jackrabbit starts and occasional evasive driving when the constabulary is in pursuit of his corn-liquor laden vehicle.


It would have to have a GPS in order to know if you were speeding.
malibber
malibber
Aug 4, 2011
1:23pm
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If your married and you have sex with your wife it administers an anti-depressant, and if your married and have sex with a skank ho it delivers a chemical castration to prevent you from catching a skank ho
disease.


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Originally posted by: chefantwon
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Originally posted by: malibber
I heard they were going to try this out in the health insurance market every time you drink, smoke or have sex it administers an electric shock to make you stop.


Dude, sex is good for you in a number of ways. Insurance companies want you to get laid on a regular basis as your much more happier. If your married and having regular sex, its even better for you.

PJ, its Flo's hair and that uniform that says one should have sex with her.


mrmarcus12LVA
mrmarcus12LVA
Aug 4, 2011
2:51pm
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Originally posted by: malibber a skank ho
Did this expression originate in the department of redundancy department? Oh, and could we not eliminate the skank ho problem altogether, by paying female police officers to POSE as skank hos, and hold up signs that say "Want a BJ?" at a busy airport, for example? It sounds like an effective use of tax revenues to me, but I'm skankhophobic.

Going back to the point BEFORE the thread was hijacked, I don't think we should blame any companies for trying to be innovative. I'm not a huge fan of tax credits for innovation, because I think innovation should be market-driven. But if these devices work for this company's customers, then hey, more power to them.

alexlifeson
alexlifeson
Aug 4, 2011
3:37pm
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I kinda want to bang Flo. I cant explain why - I just do.


That's completely understandable.
jatki
jatki
Aug 4, 2011
5:46pm
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I kinda want to bang Flo. I cant explain why - I just do.


This just got me chuckling PJ,not sure why,but i'm still chuckling.

JOHN
malibber
malibber
Aug 5, 2011
12:02am
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Actually it was a reference to another members use of the term in a recent thread.


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Originally posted by: mrmarcus12LVA
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Originally posted by: malibber a skank ho
Did this expression originate in the department of redundancy department? Oh, and could we not eliminate the skank ho problem altogether, by paying female police officers to POSE as skank hos, and hold up signs that say "Want a BJ?" at a busy airport, for example? It sounds like an effective use of tax revenues to me, but I'm skankhophobic.

Going back to the point BEFORE the thread was hijacked, I don't think we should blame any companies for trying to be innovative. I'm not a huge fan of tax credits for innovation, because I think innovation should be market-driven. But if these devices work for this company's customers, then hey, more power to them.


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