NO TRESPASSING; NO SOLICITING

We got a new laminator and decided to post a no trespassing and no soliciting sign on the front fence. This was done as we saw religious people walking around the neighborhood and did not want them coming up to the door and bothering our precious dogs.

Our thoughts are to put some extra warnings including but not limited to: Any suggestions???
If they have to enter through a gate, you could put a latch at a spot they could not get to.
Signs don't usually deter ppl.
Those signs get ignored. Instead, try "Beware of Dog."

Or "I know you love Jesus, but don't knock on my door unless you want to meet him reall soon."
Or,
"My dog's name is Jesus. Go ahead and keep yelling his name as he is chasing you".

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Originally posted by: arshaleign
Those signs get ignored. Instead, try "Beware of Dog."
Or, . . . perhaps, . . . "Beware of Dogma".

Keep out.


"Let me introduc' you to my li'l friend"
Years ago when I sold insurance in the sales training they taught us that someone that puts up a sign like that does so only because they know they are an easy sell (they can't say no) and when you see a sign like that you should move in for the kill because you know you have a live one.

I'd recommend taking it down and going with beware of dog.
You should welcome them into your house. You need to be saved.
When they knock on the door answer it with wild looking eyes and say "Please come in...I just finished drawing the pentigram. Can you help me catch the chicken?"
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