North LV Police Are Hiring Guys

Ok who wants tosign up for the Las Vegas Police Academy?? They need help cleaning up that part of town!

Starting pay is $51,000

BUTT, when I hear the words, "Police Academy", I can not rid my mind of those National Lampoon movie scenes.

Not related to National Lampoon.

Also, Leslie Nielson won't be there.

Oops, he was with Police Squad anyway, not Police Academy. Still wouldn't be there.

Where would be the fun?