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CowboyKell
CowboyKell
Jun 3, 2015
6:11am
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Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right and everyone else is either old or stupid or just plain ignorant.
forkushV
forkushV
Jun 3, 2015
7:04am
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right...
How perceptive of you!

Actually, around here I frequently dispense with offering my opinion. I usually just quote statistics from respected sources, show screen captures from respected journalists, or quote actual - not pretend! - scientists. Since the facts have a well know liberal bias, I think I do alright.

And of course I was referring to comedians who have a conservative bent to their humor - that wouldn't describe your good friend Ms. Lawrence, would it? (Although I haven't seen her act, so I'm not too sure.)
chafraho
chafraho
Jun 3, 2015
10:48am
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Still on this crap??? some of yall need to get a life
CowboyKell
CowboyKell
Jun 3, 2015
2:03pm
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Still on this crap??? some of yall need to get a life


No. This thread has been hijacked several times and now we are on the subject of "Comedians and there political leanings: Funny or not funny."

CowboyKell
CowboyKell
Jun 3, 2015
2:08pm
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right...
How perceptive of you!

Actually, around here I frequently dispense with offering my opinion. I usually just quote statistics from respected sources, show screen captures from respected journalists, or quote actual - not pretend! - scientists. Since the facts have a well know liberal bias, I think I do alright.

And of course I was referring to comedians who have a conservative bent to their humor - that wouldn't describe your good friend Ms. Lawrence, would it? (Although I haven't seen her act, so I'm not too sure.)


It's Mrs. Lawrence. While she herself is fairly liberal her act has a slightly conservative bent to it, which is funny, because it's the truth. And the irony lies in the observation that her audience is mostly liberal. Or at least I would think they are liberal seeing as most of them are gay men.

jatki
jatki
Jun 4, 2015
4:33am
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right...
How perceptive of you!

Actually, around here I frequently dispense with offering my opinion. I usually just quote statistics from respected sources, show screen captures from respected journalists, or quote actual - not pretend! - scientists. Since the facts have a well know liberal bias, I think I do alright.

And of course I was referring to comedians who have a conservative bent to their humor - that wouldn't describe your good friend Ms. Lawrence, would it? (Although I haven't seen her act, so I'm not too sure.)


Oh horseshit, you make it sound like everything you say is backed by a source. Not hardly my friend and trying to pass yourself off as above reproach is, well ,refer to start of post.

forkushV
forkushV
Jun 4, 2015
6:21am
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right...
How perceptive of you!

Actually, around here I frequently dispense with offering my opinion. I usually just quote statistics from respected sources, show screen captures from respected journalists, or quote actual - not pretend! - scientists. Since the facts have a well know liberal bias, I think I do alright.

And of course I was referring to comedians who have a conservative bent to their humor - that wouldn't describe your good friend Ms. Lawrence, would it? (Although I haven't seen her act, so I'm not too sure.)


Oh horseshit, you make it sound like everything you say is backed by a source. Not hardly my friend and trying to pass yourself off as above reproach is, well ,refer to start of post.
Could you be a little more vague?
jatki
jatki
Jun 6, 2015
8:23pm
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: CowboyKell
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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Oh my, more Liberals and their funny pictures.
Actually, we have funny jokes too. Have you heard the one about the genuinely funny conservative comedian? Neither have I.


Bill Engvall, Ron White, Dan Whitney, Jeff Dunham, John Reep, Rodney Carrington.....And my favorite and very good friend Vicki Lawrence.
That's just off the top of my head, there's definitely more. All pretty funny, all pretty conservative.

Do you know why politicians are rarely funny? Because when you tell a lie no one laughs.

When you tell a truth people laugh because it's the truth. (Of course it has to be funny in the first place)
Yeah, being a Carol Burnett tribute act would be very, very funny...if I was the 1970's - or Branson.


Actually, Vicki's show is pretty topical. For half her act she is in character as "Mama" and humorously covers current social and political topics. It's "Mama's" point of view that makes it so funny. I'm surprised that you are not a fan. It seems that the vast majority of her current fan base is of the liberal persuasion.

But hey, you forkie are the only real judge of anything in the world. Everyone else's opinions are wrong, because they are not yours. You are always right...
How perceptive of you!

Actually, around here I frequently dispense with offering my opinion. I usually just quote statistics from respected sources, show screen captures from respected journalists, or quote actual - not pretend! - scientists. Since the facts have a well know liberal bias, I think I do alright.

And of course I was referring to comedians who have a conservative bent to their humor - that wouldn't describe your good friend Ms. Lawrence, would it? (Although I haven't seen her act, so I'm not too sure.)


Oh horseshit, you make it sound like everything you say is backed by a source. Not hardly my friend and trying to pass yourself off as above reproach is, well ,refer to start of post.
Could you be a little more vague?


OK, well your latest accusation backed up by ,well, absolutely nothing ,was that NYC charter schools weeded out kids who weren't good test takers. A completely unfounded accusation. As I said, you try to put yourself above reproach,"never start pol threads", always "quote respected scientists" and all your other claims. How about you include your made up graphs and charts, now that would really be laying it all out.

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