I think this has been posted before, but with a lovely (NOT!!!) -22 this morning, it came to mind...
Ode to Wisconsin
It's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think that I'm a fool.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.

Ode to Wisconsin
It's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think that I'm a fool.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.