DonDiego is incensed.
Whatever happened to a sense of dignity, . . . the knowledge of right-and-wrong, . . . the concept of shame , . . . here, . . . yes, right here in America ?
And, . . . why would anyone want to annoy or demean others, . . . or others’, . . . umm, . . . things?
DonDiego is not against a bit of mischief or having a little fun. Or even intentionally insulting the nonexistent athletic abilities of inanimate objects, . . .
Like the Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College or the Concordia College Cobbers, . . .
. . . or nearly inanimate objects like the UC Santa Barbara Banana Slugs . . .
But some teams go too far !
DonDiego cites, f’rinstance, the Rhode Island School of Design [RISD], . . . which is a multiple offender, mocking some of America’s most admired, . . . dare DonDiego say even loved, . . . umm, . . . organs:
Evidence:
The RISD Balls Basketball Team
The RISD Sacs Flag football Team
The RISD Jugs Women’s Basketball Team
And worst of all, . . writing as a proud possessor of a vigourous pair, . . .
The RISD Nads Ice Hockey Team which play games accompanied by the Jockstraps Cheerleading Squad, the College Mascot “Scrotie”, and supportive fans screaming screaming: “Go Nads !”
[n.b. Photographs of the RISD mascot, “Scrotie” , are readily available online, . . . if one is into Googling. DonDiego chooses not to expose his post to censorship.
Seriously, DonDiego recommends one not instruct one's underage children to look up "Scrotie" on the internets.]
Whatever happened to a sense of dignity, . . . the knowledge of right-and-wrong, . . . the concept of shame , . . . here, . . . yes, right here in America ?
And, . . . why would anyone want to annoy or demean others, . . . or others’, . . . umm, . . . things?
DonDiego is not against a bit of mischief or having a little fun. Or even intentionally insulting the nonexistent athletic abilities of inanimate objects, . . .
Like the Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College or the Concordia College Cobbers, . . .
. . . or nearly inanimate objects like the UC Santa Barbara Banana Slugs . . .
But some teams go too far !
DonDiego cites, f’rinstance, the Rhode Island School of Design [RISD], . . . which is a multiple offender, mocking some of America’s most admired, . . . dare DonDiego say even loved, . . . umm, . . . organs:
Evidence:
The RISD Balls Basketball Team
The RISD Sacs Flag football Team
The RISD Jugs Women’s Basketball Team
And worst of all, . . writing as a proud possessor of a vigourous pair, . . .
The RISD Nads Ice Hockey Team which play games accompanied by the Jockstraps Cheerleading Squad, the College Mascot “Scrotie”, and supportive fans screaming screaming: “Go Nads !”
[n.b. Photographs of the RISD mascot, “Scrotie” , are readily available online, . . . if one is into Googling. DonDiego chooses not to expose his post to censorship.
Seriously, DonDiego recommends one not instruct one's underage children to look up "Scrotie" on the internets.]
