Oh those Kardashian women.

Let's look at what has happened to the men:

Robert Kardashian: Divorced Kris due to Kris having an affair. It is rumored Khloe might be OJ's daughter, because OJ and Nicole were best friends with Robert and Kris. Robert died of cancer.

Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner: Married Kris after she divorced Robert. Became a transgender.

Scott Disick: Boyfriend to Courtney and father of three children with her. Became an alcoholic.

Llamar Odom: Was married to Khloe. Became a drug addict and almost overdosed. Now divorced.

Damon Thomas: Was married to Kim. He made porno film with her, which got her name out there. Now divorced.
Kris Humphries: Was married to Kim. Was married something like 72 days before divorced. He suggested that she retire from the spotlight and be a housewife in Minnesota.
Kanye West: Current husband. Recent nervous break down. Kim is now rumored to want to divorce Kanye. Link
The question is whether Kim is trying for Elizabeth Taylor's record for the number of husbands. Kim, looks wise, is probably going to lose them by 40 and I'm guessing will have a weight problem.

This is a family where two of the women talk with nauseating monotonish voices and think of themselves as being well above anybody else in society. They can't act, sing, or dance, yet someone must have sold their soul because they make millions of dollars.

I can take any of them with the exception of that insufferable pompous ass Kanye West.

Why in hell he is taken seriously by anybody?
So did Caitlyn ever have her package whacked? I'm beginning to think she isn't dedicated enough to her gender.
Caitlyn is talking about going back to a man and never had his package whacked. There are some serious questions about the robbery in Paris. If it turns out this was something staged for Keeping up with the Kardashians, old Kim may be doing some time.

One screwed up family
One great show, that and honey boo boo rock!!
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