Olympic Events That Should Be Brought Back

DonDiego proposes the following events be restored to the Modern Olympics to enhance his viewing pleasure.

Motorboating
__To permit non-athletes to compete in the Olympics.

Dueling Pistol Shooting
__To demonstrate everyone cannot be a winner.

The All Around Dumbbell Contest
__Just because.

I received info that the IOC published their plan to return Handball as an Olympic event.

However, supposedly, while they said they printed it correctly, their spellchecker changed Handball to Handbell in a press release or some publication.

My little church, we could complete in this one, on some level, like real early on, locally, and be proud that we just even tried.

DonDiego would watch.

Baseball/softball

Tug of War and Tiddlywinks

How about tightest wedgie and best noogie competition?

Sounds like some sort of competition between forkush and billryan.

Motorboating is fun...
But as far as Olympic competition goes, I'm not keen on events where the outcome is determined largely by the equipment.

That's what my wife says.