OT My emergency room "doctor bill"

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Originally posted by: KayPea
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Spray some Windex on it.

And take two of these.

Or lie down on a gurney for eight hours until the pain subsides.

Nothing serious - just giving birth to a rock. And they say men don't suffer the paid of giving birth.


Was it a boy rock or a girl rock and what did you name it??? lol
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Was it a boy rock or a girl rock and what did you name it??? lol


I'm still in labor but the labor pains have subsided as the rock has already moved down the tube to the opening of the birth chamber. Doctor says I will give birth today or tomorrow. I have not picked a name. Any suggestions? Rocky Pea?
'Kid' Rock Pea.
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Originally posted by: KayPea
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Was it a boy rock or a girl rock and what did you name it??? lol


I'm still in labor but the labor pains have subsided as the rock has already moved down the tube to the opening of the birth chamber. Doctor says I will give birth today or tomorrow. I have not picked a name. Any suggestions? Rocky Pea?


Rocky Pea diddle diddle.
'lil Pea Rock.
Yo, Adrian Rock.




I have the perfect names for you to use:

SHELDON for a boy and SHELLY for a girl

This way you can remember the person closest to your heart forever.
kaypea - please dont bring your baby to vegas.
It is a free country(mostly). KP can bring his baby if he wants.

not in my america!
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Originally posted by: jenaphir
kaypea - please dont bring your baby to vegas.


I hope to give birth before my next Vegas trip; it will not be a very fun trip otherwise. I spent all afternoon today in bed and in labor as Rocky started moving again, but alas to no avail.

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