The Phrase..."there's nothing better than...."

Is it just me ? I always see people saying..." There's nothing better than (for example) biscuits & gravy" or "Nothing better than fresh gaucomole and chips !"
SERIOUSLY ?!?!?
I'm thinkin'....shit I can name 100 things better than that !

Soooo...here's the thread....you have to name something BETTER than the previous person's "thing"
I'm curious to see where this finally stops ?!?!?

What finally becomes the "THING" that truely becomes...."There is NOTHING BETTER than ???????"

Here...I'll start off with an easy one.

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN: "a nice warm bowl of shit on a cold day !"

Have fun !!!

Sort of starting at the bottom aren't you????

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN: "going to work Friday knowing the weekend starts in 8 hours!"

There's nothing better than: having sex with a gymnast. They are very limber and can do the splits in many different positions....Yum!!

DIRTY!




THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN:Rolling down the latex glove over the pigskin driver cause hes about to take a drive to tuna town.

I see your mind was in the same place as mine, John.

" There's nothing Better than Friday night lights in a Small Texas Town "

There is nothing better than Retirement. Holiday every day!

There is nothing better than waiting for a big handpay while sitting back with a cold one in your hand!

"There's nothing better" than leaving Vegas with more money than you came with, knowing you will be back in a few months and that your stay was pretty much free.

There is nothing better than successfully leading a revolution that frees your people from a dictator's chains. I've never done this myself, but I hear it's quite rewarding.

Ok..maybe that's not realistic...

There is nothing better than checking your lottery numbers and finding that you have hit all 6 in the megamillions or powerball games.