Plane quarantined at McCarran Airport

Plane quarantined at McCarran Airport

Breaking news...

https://www.8newsnow.com/story/26757425/breaking-news-plane-quarantined-at-mccarran-airport

Actually, the story says there are reports that a plane is quarantined. From a source that obviously wants to remain anonymous. So it may be true, but don't take it to the bank.

BREAKING NEWS: Passenger on plane does not have Ebola

Whew.

So, just some misplaced panic. That's good.

Now, we just need an instant Ebola screening tool.

TSA Ebola screening:
Bend over and cough...no wait, that's for hernias.
Stick out your tongue and say ah...no wait, that's for...heck, what is that for?
Urine sample... long lines at the bathroom.
Coughing, perspiring, vomiting..."Go right on through, sir. Have a good flight."


Perhaps people will...panic.

And maybe they will...stop flying.

And maybe due to...fewer people flying...air fares will go down?!

Always a bright side. LOL.

Liberals aren't protesting this racial profiling?

I hope I'm never on a flight whereby we are asked to remain seated and then see this:

There is nothing to worry about. We're going to wear level 4 containment suits while you wear nothing but it's all g good.

We have had at least 3 different Ebola "scares" in my area of the state (ohio) in the last month and a half. I fear anyone with the flu/bad cold will be the object of an "outbreak". You just have to love panic....

Cowards panic. It's their nature.