Professor Willy's Vegas Vacation

I decided to do something a little different this trip...as documented by my big movie debut.

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Professor Willy's Vegas Vacation

Is that your new lucky hat? If so, can I have your old one?

Later that night.

I am a man of many hats.

That was thoroughly disgusting, alanleroy, which is probably why I enjoyed it immensely!!

You do realize that you attracted more female attention disguised as a big penis than you ever did as just plain old alanleroy, right?? There’s a lesson there, somewhere.

Myself, I can’t imagine how you’ll ever top this one, but you’ll probably think of something.

So you're saying 'Size' really does matter?

....okay. Lemme know if you ever want to get rid of the shirt, or lemme know where I can get one like it, or lemme know where I can get both! You are the best dressed man in Las Vegas, and it isn't even close!

That's what those women were saying earlier.

The proof is irrefutable.




(Edit: Oops)

Although he has neither experience nor expertise in such matters, poor old DonDiego suggests that Professor Willy have a physician examine the red splotch on his shaft.

I see you traded your lucky hat for a lucky helmut this time. Nice