Professor Willy's Vegas Vacation

I was on Fremont at Thanksgiving, soon after the laws went into effect. One morning I saw I guy in a wheelchair pan handling next to the crosswalk, and nowhere near a circle with security closing in on him. Since I was aware of the whole history of the area and busking I watched because I was curious what they were going to do.

They just told him he had to move back a bit from the crosswalk.

I have no idea if he had a circle or not, (as I recall he moved "closer" to one, but not within one).

It didn't seem like they were too concerned with what he was doing, just that he was in the way of a heavy traffic area.

Interesting way to spend 2 hours of your vacation. How much in tips did you make? Did you have enough fun that you would consider doing a second stint? Too funny!

I made $56 in 34 minutes. I petered out. It was a lot of fun. I think I'll retire while I'm on top though.

Dang, alan, that’s $100 an hour. Do that 40 hours per week, 50 weeks per year (notice I’m allowing two weeks vacation), and you’ve made $200,000. Not bad.

But the best part would be filling out your income tax forms at the end of the year. I’m gonna guess that, under “Occupation,” the IRS has never seen “likable giant penis.”

Very Funny

You could have chosen Dick Insider or Richard Hard.
My dad met a man that was a pile driver. His name was Dick Hard.
Way fun,eh?
“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.” Betty White.
Penis jokes?

Man, I was hoping for a Golden Globe tonight, but they didn't even nominate me.

Maybe that's because your golden globes were somewhat deflated, as pointed out earlier, rather expertly, by Candy.

We directors just call that a 'Wardrobe Malfunction'.

Man, you got the shaft.