Public Service annoucement - John Wick

Please ignore the 88% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes for the new Keanu Reeves movie, John Wick.

He plays a retired hit man that goes on a 300 person murder spree and spends 100k in gold coins to get revenge for his killed dog.
....I'm not kidding. That's the plot. It might be the dumbest movie I have ever seen and that's a bold statement because I saw Footloose.

I saw Showgirls
On the flip side, two of my favorite movies rate 1 * in the TV guide:

Roadhouse and Vegas Vacation.
I thought Showgirls was a documentary.

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Please ignore the 88% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes for the new Keanu Reeves movie, John Wick.

He plays a retired hit man that goes on a 300 person murder spree and spends 100k in gold coins to get revenge for his killed dog.
....I'm not kidding. That's the plot. It might be the dumbest movie I have ever seen and that's a bold statement because I saw Footloose.




Damn, I fell for the Rotten Tomatoes reviews also. What a mess of a movie......

Is it going to take the new title as "worst movie ever", beating out movies like Heavens Gate, Showgirls, and Water World?

Keanu is never going to be considered one of the more gifted actors in the history of motion pictures.
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
Is it going to take the new title as "worst movie ever", beating out movies like Heavens Gate, Showgirls, and Water World?

Keanu is never going to be considered one of the more gifted actors in the history of motion pictures.


At least Showgirls had boobs in it.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
Is it going to take the new title as "worst movie ever", beating out movies like Heavens Gate, Showgirls, and Water World?

Keanu is never going to be considered one of the more gifted actors in the history of motion pictures.


At least Showgirls had boobs in it.


And a good topless martial arts scene.
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Originally posted by: hoops2
I saw Showgirls
DonDiego saw The Brain Eaters about "crawling, slimy things terror-bent on destroying the world".

When he was 10 years old, something like that would've appealed to him, but poor little DonDiego didn't understand any of it; he kept waiting for the good parts that never came. It prb'ly cost him a dime at The Sauconia Theater. The worst dime he ever spent.
Call me weird, strange, whatever, I really don't care.....but I like John Wick. He's a legend.
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