Joke:
Long time ago in a far away land their was a castle with a queen that had the best figure in the land, and great breasts. Their was a Knight called Bill the longed to touch and kiss these breasts, so he went to the wizard and asked him if he could help him with this problem. He told bill that he could put some power in the queens Bra and it would make her itch and itch and he would give him a solution that when he put it in his mouth and if he licked the Breasts it would releive the itching but it would cost him 100 pieces of gold. Bill the Knight said okay deal. Well the Wizard one night after everyone was asleep went to the kings and queens room and put the power in the queen bra and low and behold, the next day the queen started itching and itching so bad she couldnt stand it and then the king called for the Wizard who said he didnt know but for one person that could fix this and that was Knight Bill. Bill was called and told the king the he would have to lick the breasts to make the itching go away, king said no way but after several hours of watching the queen itch he said okay. Bill licked for hours and really had a great time, then it came to paying the Wizard the 100 pieces of Gold, Bill backed out. !! the next night the Wizard went to the kings and queens room and sprinkled some power in the kings jock strap ==Guess who they called== Knight Bill.