Okay I will start it off.
Do you leave small tips even for great service?
Do you tie up a table for hours after you are done eating and then leave a 10% tip?
Do you let out silent farts in an elevator?
Do you always steer a conversation back to the subject of you and your family? Give yourself bonus points if you called the other person to wish them happy birthday.
Have you ever tried to hit on your best friends wife or girlfriend?
Do you leave a bathroom without washing your hands?
Do you feel it is necessary to impress others with just how effing smart you are? We all know the types Oh I never watch TV but I just read such an such best seller.
Do you always talk about how much money you have or are making?
Do you always talk about how your child excels at everything?
Do you reuse your dirty plates and glasses at a buffet?
Do you feel like you have the only one true religion and all of the others are wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
Do you feel like you have the only one correct political party and all the other are wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
Do you feel like you have the answers to all of the worlds problems and everyone else is wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
Do you leave small tips even for great service?
Do you tie up a table for hours after you are done eating and then leave a 10% tip?
Do you let out silent farts in an elevator?
Do you always steer a conversation back to the subject of you and your family? Give yourself bonus points if you called the other person to wish them happy birthday.
Have you ever tried to hit on your best friends wife or girlfriend?
Do you leave a bathroom without washing your hands?
Do you feel it is necessary to impress others with just how effing smart you are? We all know the types Oh I never watch TV but I just read such an such best seller.
Do you always talk about how much money you have or are making?
Do you always talk about how your child excels at everything?
Do you reuse your dirty plates and glasses at a buffet?
Do you feel like you have the only one true religion and all of the others are wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
Do you feel like you have the only one correct political party and all the other are wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
Do you feel like you have the answers to all of the worlds problems and everyone else is wrong? Extra credit for ruining every social function by stating this to everyone at the table.
