"My MACHINE!!!!!"

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Have you ever seen these freaks that stand over you while you play and announce "This is the machine I always play..." or "That is my machine she is playing..." and then sit there and wait for you to get off the machine?

Sometimes I will stay longer for spite. Stories???
I love the people that walk up to you or sit next to you and see you hit something, even something small and say "I played that machine all day and nothing, now you hit on it"
Once I was sitting at a VP bank at Palazzo watching the TV at the bar. All the seats at the bar were taken. I wasn't playing. Where I was sitting there were about 8 VP machines. All were empty. Some guy taps me on the shoulder and says I'm sitting at his favorite machine and could I move. Yeah, whatever.

Was playing last weekend. Guy to my left. Guy to my right. Those two guys left. A little while later some guy and his wife or whatever, show up. I'm slow playing, drinking my complimentary wine and watching the Yankee game. He starts asking me if I'm playing sort of implying I should move so him and his wife could sit together. I didn't move. They shared a machine, were rebuffed by the bartender for a free drink, played 10 minutes and left. The guy was a Ralph Kramden loud mouth know it all.
About 2 years ago, I got off to a good start at one of my semi local riverboats by turning my $30 freeplay into $110 on the first slot machine I played that visit (a reel type Monopoly). Cashed out and saw a woman get up from a Dirty Harry themed penny slot at the end of the same aisle. I got on it and put in my $110 TITO. After several minutes of teasing me with multiple spins of 2 of the needed 3 symbols for a bonus round, I got all 5 Jackpot symbols on a payline for a $3000 jackpot. I had only been on the machine for 5 or 6 minutes max. While I was waiting for the hand pay, the woman who had just left the machine walked by and saw I hit it and got upset. She had a mad look in her face and said something about she was just on that damn thing and went stomping off. For a moment, I thought she might demand part of the pot after reading some similar stories on here and other message boards.

In my experience a nice "fuck off" goes a long ways with these types of people.

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Have you ever seen these freaks that stand over you while you play and announce "This is the machine I always play..." or "That is my machine she is playing..." and then sit there and wait for you to get off the machine?

Sometimes I will stay longer for spite. Stories???




so you have met jenaphir, then?
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Next question from the Madcat....

Have you ever seen these freaks that stand over you while you play and announce "This is the machine I always play..." or "That is my machine she is playing..." and then sit there and wait for you to get off the machine?

Sometimes I will stay longer for spite. Stories???


Here's what you do:

The next time a CW comes by, order a drink for yourself and tell the CW the idiot will tip her. Rince and repeat.
I was at Bally's years ago bouncing from machine to machine killing some time. Not a whole lot of people in the place and a guy 3 machines away got up and walked away. I moved over to his slot because I liked the game and put in a $20 in a 0.25 cent 3 coin machine and on the 5th button push it hit for $250. This was before the TITO and it was dumping the 1000 quarters which takes a bit. As the machine was clicking away the coins the guy that had been sitting there came back and started telling me that was his machine and he had only gone to the bathroom and that he wanted it back. I said, sorry, its mine now. He got all huffy and loud and called a slot attendant over and explained that I had taken his place at the machine while he went to the restroom and she just said, sorry, there is no saving machines. He stomped away cussing and the slot attendant smiled and said, give me a shout if he returns and starts causing trouble...luckily he didn't but you never know...

What makes people think they own a given machine?
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I was at Bally's years ago bouncing from machine to machine killing some time. Not a whole lot of people in the place and a guy 3 machines away got up and walked away. I moved over to his slot because I liked the game and put in a $20 in a 0.25 cent 3 coin machine and on the 5th button push it hit for $250. This was before the TITO and it was dumping the 1000 quarters which takes a bit. As the machine was clicking away the coins the guy that had been sitting there came back and started telling me that was his machine and he had only gone to the bathroom and that he wanted it back. I said, sorry, its mine now. He got all huffy and loud and called a slot attendant over and explained that I had taken his place at the machine while he went to the restroom and she just said, sorry, there is no saving machines. He stomped away cussing and the slot attendant smiled and said, give me a shout if he returns and starts causing trouble...luckily he didn't but you never know...

What makes people think they own a given machine?


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Originally posted by: dclinton
I was at Bally's years ago bouncing from machine to machine killing some time. Not a whole lot of people in the place and a guy 3 machines away got up and walked away. I moved over to his slot because I liked the game and put in a $20 in a 0.25 cent 3 coin machine and on the 5th button push it hit for $250. This was before the TITO and it was dumping the 1000 quarters which takes a bit. As the machine was clicking away the coins the guy that had been sitting there came back and started telling me that was his machine and he had only gone to the bathroom and that he wanted it back. I said, sorry, its mine now. He got all huffy and loud and called a slot attendant over and explained that I had taken his place at the machine while he went to the restroom and she just said, sorry, there is no saving machines. He stomped away cussing and the slot attendant smiled and said, give me a shout if he returns and starts causing trouble...luckily he didn't but you never know...

What makes people think they own a given machine?


Quite a few yrs. ago, we were playing bartop VP @ the Orleans. I was sitting on the right of my hubby, machines on his left were being played. Well, this group got up and left, since I wasn't doing well on the machine I was playing, I moved to the VP machine on his left. Put in $60 and low and behold, a RF. While I was waiting for my cash, the guy that was playing the machine cruises past..saw I hit the RF and starts in on me that was his RF. Yeah, right pal. He called the bartender over and was bitchin to him, he played all morning on the machine, bartender tells him...sorrry buddy, you walked away. The bartender called security and they asked him to leave. Got my money, hubby cashed out and we got the hell out. Security walked us out to our car, just in case this ahole was still around.

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