Remember Valentine's Day !


Ahhhhh . . . . .

Teechur,
Don Diego is a smart man, and already knows that you would not desire to go to White Castle for Valentine's Day,
............. maybe he thinks that it just might be way too crowded.

Therefore he's probably going inlclude a White Castle Gift Card inside his computer generated Valentine,
.................. so you can then go any time that you want. How Thoughtful of him


....... and remember Teechur, it's the thought that counts


Rick
Being the true romantic that I am, my lovely wife will be receiving the following for Valentine's Day:




Snidely, the Forever Lazy's are buy one get one free. You'll look great while watching your wife Swiffering.

They went on sale after I bought it. I bought it a month ago because unlike a certain Appalachian lover-boy, my days of waiting until last minute are over. Though, to be honest, I purchased the Swiffer on Sunday just to add the proverbial icing to the romance cake.
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Originally posted by: Rock'n Rick
Teechur,
....... he's probably going inlclude a White Castle Gift Card inside his computer generated Valentine,

....... and remember Teechur, it's the thought that counts Rick


A "computer generated Valentine"....? No, that was about 2005 or so, when DonDiego gave me a printout of a "Happy Ballantine's Day" sheet of paper with a Ballantine beer can on it. Been there, done that! (and I still married him!)

And, Rick? That whole "thought that counts" statement....In my opinion is a COP-OUT for a lazy person who doesn't want to bother to take the time to figure out what his/her beloved would truly like....But that's just me, if it works for you....

And, Snidely333, it's good to see another woman as LUCKY as I am in her romantic spouse! lol.

Happy Valentine's Day, fellas!
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Originally posted by: snidely333
They went on sale after I bought it. I bought it a month ago because unlike a certain Appalachian lover-boy, my days of waiting until last minute are over. Though, to be honest, I purchased the Swiffer on Sunday just to add the proverbial icing to the romance cake.

How much are those Swiffer things? I was looking at a new vacuum, but this might just get me the same wife-points and save some money. I'm also hand-crafting the little lady her own personalized card. All it takes is a piece of paper, scissors and a red pen.


DonDiego’s Rule of Thumb for Romantic Gift-Giving

Cleaning supplies, janitorial equipment, and kitchen appliances are always appropriate, . . . especially for birthdays and anniversaries.
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: snidely333
They went on sale after I bought it. I bought it a month ago because unlike a certain Appalachian lover-boy, my days of waiting until last minute are over. Though, to be honest, I purchased the Swiffer on Sunday just to add the proverbial icing to the romance cake.

How much are those Swiffer things? I was looking at a new vacuum, but this might just get me the same wife-points and save some money. I'm also hand-crafting the little lady her own personalized card. All it takes is a piece of paper, scissors and a red pen.


It was $19 and my wife is so excited she stopped at Target to buy replacement pads and cleaning solution on her way home from work today.
Going out to dinner on Valentine's Day is like saying "Look at me, I'm stupid!".
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