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Nesalk
Nesalk
Feb 14, 2012
8:26am
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Going out to dinner on Valentine's Day is like saying "Look at me, I'm stupid!"
Loyd Vegas
Loyd Vegas
Feb 14, 2012
8:37am
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Isnt it funny that Valentine's Day and venereal disease both have the same initials?
And wouldnt it make it better if they made it were Valentine's day was held on a Wednesday?

That way you could celebrate it on hump day and hope that you don't catch a venereal disease!

alanleroy
alanleroy
Feb 14, 2012
9:13am
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Originally posted by: Nesalk
Going out to dinner on Valentine's Day is like saying "Look at me, I'm stupid!".

Yep. Nothing says 'I love you' like a new Swiffer.

snidely333
snidely333
Feb 14, 2012
9:33am
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: Nesalk
Going out to dinner on Valentine's Day is like saying "Look at me, I'm stupid!".

Yep. Nothing says 'I love you' like a new Swiffer.


It's a wet Swiffer. Not just the ordinary everyday dry Swiffer.

Maybe you like dirty floors. You know what they say, "clean floors, dirty mind"

RoadTrip
RoadTrip
Feb 14, 2012
1:44pm
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God said, "Go down into the valley."
Adam said, "Lord, What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "Lord, What is a river?"
And God explained it to him.

Then God said, " Go over the hill."
Adam said, "Lord, What is a hill?"
God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, " On the other side of the hill, you will
find a cave."
Adam said, "Lord, What is a cave?"
And God explained it to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "Lord, What is a woman?"
So God explained it to him.

Then God said "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "Lord, How do I do that?"
And god explained it to him.

So off Adam went, down into the valley, across the river, over
the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman,

Five minutes he was back.

God said angrily, "Now what?"

And Adam said, "Lord, What is a headache?"
jatki
jatki
Feb 14, 2012
1:57pm
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My wife thinks the wet swiffer thingy was one of the greatest inventions ever. We have a lot of hardwood and can now clean them in a fraction of the time and a helluva lot more convinient.

J
alanleroy
alanleroy
Feb 14, 2012
10:17pm
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Originally posted by: jatki99
My wife thinks the wet swiffer thingy was one of the greatest inventions ever. We have a lot of hardwood and can now clean them in a fraction of the time and a helluva lot more convinient.

J


Yep. It was the perfect Valentines gift. Not only can she finish her cleaning chores sooner, she's got more time for cooking!
snidely333
snidely333
Feb 14, 2012
10:29pm
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: jatki99
My wife thinks the wet swiffer thingy was one of the greatest inventions ever. We have a lot of hardwood and can now clean them in a fraction of the time and a helluva lot more convinient.

J


Yep. It was the perfect Valentines gift. Not only can she finish her cleaning chores sooner, she's got more time for cooking!


Cooking in the bedroom, baby!!
alanleroy
alanleroy
Feb 14, 2012
10:53pm
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: jatki99
My wife thinks the wet swiffer thingy was one of the greatest inventions ever. We have a lot of hardwood and can now clean them in a fraction of the time and a helluva lot more convinient.

J


Yep. It was the perfect Valentines gift. Not only can she finish her cleaning chores sooner, she's got more time for cooking!


Cooking in the bedroom, baby!!

Ah crap. I think I need to buy a Vacuum to get that kind of action.

snidely333
snidely333
Feb 15, 2012
1:31am
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: jatki99
My wife thinks the wet swiffer thingy was one of the greatest inventions ever. We have a lot of hardwood and can now clean them in a fraction of the time and a helluva lot more convinient.

J


Yep. It was the perfect Valentines gift. Not only can she finish her cleaning chores sooner, she's got more time for cooking!


Cooking in the bedroom, baby!!

Ah crap. I think I need to buy a Vacuum to get that kind of action.


Maybe Nes can point out the best vacuum for your needs.
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