Remember Valentine's Day !

You know, long after the roses are wilted...long after the chocolates and romantic dinner digested....The cleaning tools just keep on giving....they're like a permanent symbol of our love.

My wife even said the Wet Swiffer was too special for the cleaning people to use. So, she hid the Swiffer so we'll be the only ones to use it.

I have a buddie that told his wife he hid her gift at work and forgot it. First thing in the morning he takes off to Walmart and buys it at half price.

After a couple years of that they will start to catch on.

No Dum Dums, it has nothing to do with cleaning supplies.

Give away some roses or something so you won't have to hear her bitch about it the other 364 days. But going out to dinner is for the stupid! Restaurants are jammed, staff members are stressed, it takes forever to get your order, prices might be jacked up, and so on. Just dumb. If you need to eat out so bad, wait until February 15.

Then there are the morons who go all out for Valentine's Day. These twits usually fall into one of two categories...dudes who are douchebags the rest of the year, or those who are so insecure with themselves and/or their relationship they think they absolutely have to do something huge.

OK...THIS is what DonDiego really gave me for Valentine's Day. Inside the card, it says, "muchas smoochas"



That's the romantic kind of guy DonDiego is.

But....that's a 1000% times better than getting ANY cleaning/household item which I can buy myself any time WE might need it.

teechur, teechur...you obviously haven't experienced the nirvana of the wetjet swifter.

Look at what women are saying about it (From the Swifter Web Site):

"I bought the Wet Jet and really liked it. It was far better than any other thing I was using. However, after only a month or so of use, the handle cracked right at the bend and broke.. hanging

I love my Swiffer WetJet, except now, if I choose to buy another, it will be my third one. It evidently has a weak spot in the curve of the handle

What's wrong with the Handles???
I really like the WetJet, but, there's something going on with the handles.

I recently purchased a swiffer wet jet for use in my dental office. Although I love the convenience of the product, it broke after only a few months of use.

Love this mop; however, SWJ has a weak handle design and will break in the exact same place after a few months of use.

I love this mop so much that I continue to use it even though the handle is broken and dangling.

I LOVE it for my kitchen floors...works great.

LOVE the wetjet, but it broke at the handle last week."

All of these woman actually claim to LOVE their mops....even though the handles break! Who are we men to argue with a gift that women love even if it's defective?

I never said it was a valentines gift,merely commented on what a handy little cleaning tool it is. C'mon i'm much classier than that guys,she got a bag cashews,the WHOLE ones,not the cheapskate bits and pieces. Give me a little more credit than that!
J