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REVEREND NESALK HAS ARRIVED

Nesalk
Nesalk
Jul 23, 2012
12:07pm
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Since the impending doom this December is getting closer, I've been forced to convert to the good side.

Since I've now officially been ordained, I'm available for weddings, funerals, confessions, last rites, etc. (not joking). I will be presiding over my first wedding next weekend.

God Bless,
Rev. Nesalk
marcisdave
marcisdave
Jul 23, 2012
12:22pm
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Didn't Al Bundy become a reverend in one of those "Married With Children" episodes ?

Marcisdave opines that this might be similar ?
snidely333
snidely333
Jul 23, 2012
12:23pm
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Isn't it against your religion to believe in religion?
snidely333
snidely333
Jul 23, 2012
12:23pm
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Quote
Originally posted by: marcisdave
Didn't Al Bundy become a reverend in one of those "Married With Children" episodes ?

Marcisdave opines that this might be similar ?


Norm was a reverend on Cheers.

surf87
surf87
Jul 23, 2012
12:54pm
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Man, times are hard these days (lol). You gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet but Nesalk a Reverend (ha-ha).
Iamrice
Iamrice
Jul 23, 2012
3:19pm
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Good for you!

I did it years ago and I have four weddings under my belt (as a pastor). And I'm still holding on to a 100% success rate! All four couples are still married!

Not bad for someone who was raised and is agnostic.
jatki
jatki
Jul 23, 2012
3:20pm
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Quote
Originally posted by: marcisdave
Didn't Al Bundy become a reverend in one of those "Married With Children" episodes ?

Marcisdave opines that this might be similar ?


Yes, and I'm giggling to myself now that you brought it up and jogged my memory. The "Great Rev. Al" was born from the no ma'am club and Al got brought down because it was found out he had sex with peg one night. He was standing on the pulpit and ed O'neil (Al) doing his best and funniest Jimmy Swaggert impersonation then breaking down,sobbing... "FORGIVE ME...I HAVE SINNED. Wish I could get a pic of that with the Rev. Al in his rev regalia. That was one of the funnier episodes.

J<prob watches too much TV
alexlifeson
alexlifeson
Jul 23, 2012
4:05pm
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Originally posted by: jatki99
Quote
Originally posted by: marcisdave
Didn't Al Bundy become a reverend in one of those "Married With Children" episodes ?

Marcisdave opines that this might be similar ?


Yes, and I'm giggling to myself now that you brought it up and jogged my memory. The "Great Rev. Al" was born from the no ma'am club and Al got brought down because it was found out he had sex with peg one night. He was standing on the pulpit and ed O'neil (Al) doing his best and funniest Jimmy Swaggert impersonation then breaking down,sobbing... "FORGIVE ME...I HAVE SINNED. Wish I could get a pic of that with the Rev. Al in his rev regalia. That was one of the funnier episodes.

J<prob watches too much TV




Roulette Man
Roulette Man
Jul 24, 2012
12:50am
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Maybe the good Reverend Nesalk can go the route that Dr. Gene Scott did and get a porn star wife to help him with his sermons.

Loyd Vegas
Loyd Vegas
Jul 24, 2012
4:34am
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Quote
Originally posted by: Nesalk
Since the impending doom this December is getting closer, I've been forced to convert to the good side.

Since I've now officially been ordained, I'm available for weddings, funerals, confessions, last rites, etc. (not joking). I will be presiding over my first wedding next weekend.

God Bless,
Rev. Nesalk


Just wondering do you perform exorcisms as well?

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