Royal Baby Update

1:50 PM:

There is nothing new to report on the Royal Baby, at this time, that I am aware of.

You may now return to your insignificant and boring life.



I heard protocol dictates that Queen Elizabeth must be notified first anything can be released to the public.

The kid doesn't want to come out.
Latest betting on what the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will call their firstborn, Alexandra is the odds-on favorite at 11-4 followed by George at 11-2 odds if it's a boy. The former's a sensible choice given that Alexandra is Queen Elizabeth 's middle name while George, of course, has a long tradition in the royal family.

Other hot names are Victoria at 11-2, Charlotte at 7-1, James at 7-1 and Elizabeth at 12-1. Longer odds are Diana after William's mum at 16-1 and Louis at 20-1, while longshots include Oliver at 100-1, Olympia at 200-1, Wayne (after Manchester United soccer superstar Wayne Rooney) at 250-1 and Fergie at 500-1.

In terms of the child's weight, the leading bet at 7-to-1 odds has the little bundle of joy weighing in at 9 pounds to 9 pounds and 15 ounces, while 10 pounds or more is garnering 12-to-1 odds.

And regarding Pippa's dress, red is the color of choice at 4-1 odds followed by bright blue at 5-1.

What are the odds on Shaquiqui?
It's a boy!
Its an Adams!

Maybe Uncle Harry will take him to Vegas or a strip bar some day.
Damn. Too bad I wasn't in Vegas.

Gordon Ramsay's pub at Caesar's Palace handed out free pints in celebration of the birth.

I'm going with Ringo.
Already a LVA subscriber?
To continue reading, choose an option below:
Diamond Membership
$3 per month
Unlimited access to LVA website
Exclusive subscriber-only content
Limited Member Rewards Online
Join Now
or
Platinum Membership
$50 per year
Unlimited access to LVA website
Exclusive subscriber-only content
Exclusive Member Rewards Book
Join Now