Sahara to re-open?

Retheme the Sahara to focus on the needs of America's growing obsese population...

Oversize everything..chairs, beds, doorways, casino games. Make everthing easily accessible to the 'large sized folks'. Offer some healthy living counseling and health testing and weight loss packages for those that are interested in lifestyle changes. You could have a weigh-in at check-in and check-out for the people that are coming there to lose weight. Might as well make the whole thing smoke-free too.

Offer scooter rentals and specially designed oversized transport from the airport. Open shops and boutiques that cater to large size people. Spa and Health Center focused on the needs of the obese. Keep the buffet open 7X24X365, but have some really healthy choices for those that want to change along with some real crap for those that don't. Use fat comedians exlcusively and have a showgirl show using overweight dancers...Get Jillian and Bob to do special talks and beginning exercise sessions.

....and you could call it "The Bigest Losers Hotel, Casino and Weight Loss Spa"

or maybe not.

Can we still do the zip line connection to the Stratosphere also ?

No. The fatties would bring down the tower before they ever reached the Sahara.

Yeah...but I'm retheming the Strat for the 16.7 Million Americans that are regular pot smokers.

Does anyone know the status of the restaurants? Between the 4 of us in my family, we have about $500 in comps to use. We are planning a trip up there next weekend to use it. I read somewhere else that the only restaurant left open is Nascar. Anyone who has been there recently know if this is the case? Furthermore, are they still allowing people to use these comps? I would assume so, but wanted to make sure. Thanks!

If that is the case, then it will be 6lb burritos for everyone!

It would be a chubby chaser's wet dream.